Christmas Play

So I got a part. Yes, I was bestowed.. blessed.. with a role, an important one at that.. All parts are important, actually, but this one, oh this one was tough. So tough, in fact, that no one else volunteered to do it. NOT ONE GIRL wanted to. they were all scared. Scared that they’d [...]

MATHOMANIA

Math Teacher: Khatri Girl combed her hair today…?
Me: um.. Yes.. miss..
Math Teacher: It stays like that even after you comb it? *utterly fascinated*
Me: um.. yes
Whole Class: *Fits of laughter*
Math Teacher: wow.. I shall need a demonstration of that.. I shall try it too..
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MAD DAY

Yesterday. yes, yesterday. *shudders*
We had a.. “band” playing at our school, for childrens’ day.. Well they’re not a band really, but I figured if Backstreet Boys can be called a band then so can they..
So they came, they sang, they danced. They were a happy family of singers and dancers and little cute children who [...]

A SENSITIVE NERVE

Art Teacher: “That tree you painted is really good..”
Me: *beaming* thankyou!
Art Teacher: “You know you can aim for the highest.. I mean, you can easily get the best grades..”
Me: *grinning like a jackass*
Art Teacher: “.. And look up on the internet if you can get some scholarships.. I’m sure Colleges will take yoy..”
Me: *heart sinks*
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Ambi: [...]

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

First off, I love those kids. All of them. They’re funny and cute and extremely adorable. That one class was a shitload of fun. And “me and my buddies” weren’t the only ones having the time of our lives, which, mind you, was not by making fun of them [ I have a heart for [...]

GOING DEAF

Another experience in that same class of deaf kids.. But it was different this time.. partly coz I was with two of my best buddies, and partly beacuse no one was superwising the thing.. hehe..
We went mad. MAD I tell you..
It all started when..
—————-kid: *does universal circling-motion-of-finger-to-head sign for “mad” and points at me*
Hira: HAHA [...]

THE ECO ROOM

“.. I’m just telling you Fiza, never enter intoa partnership with either friends or family or relatives or whoever. Relationships ALWAYS get bitter and you’re business will eventually collapse and you’ll lose all your money and I once knew these two boys… *goes into long and detailed discription of how their friendship suffered coz [...]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

I got geography, world history, literature, math and econimics tests next week.
I’ve studied nothing.
I’ve been given art homework for the first time in grade ten.
I have to do two drawings for next week.
That means, five tests, two drawings to work on this week.
BLOODY HELL.

JIAY AFGHANISTAN.

Its about time my art teacher showed her true colours. After two months of “taking it easy”, lazing around, working at the slowest turtle pace possible, we finally finished our first ever Grade-10-O-Level-Type-Difficult-Full-of-Retarded-Objects-Still-Life-Painting *tries to make it sound much more cooler than it actually is*

*fails miserably*

And now, she’s started THREE FRIKKIN PAINTINGS IN THE [...]