INDEED

here’s a chain of incidents which happened, all this morning..
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Mum: “So you can wash the bathroom right? You know how to?”
Me: “um.. No.”
Mum: “Mujhe samaj nahin aata tum log sasuraal ja kar kia karo gay…” [yeah thanks maasi, this is all because of you]
Me and my sister: *stare at mum*
Me: *disbelief* “bathroom dhoein gay?…”
Sister: *rattler* [...]

CLUEDO

SO this Saturday is the Cluedo Event II. After the success of the first one, there’s gonna be another. This one organized by the Rotaracts blah blah check the group on facebook. Anyway, we, the CHEETAY NOJAWAN OF IDA RIEAU, are gonna be the ushers/helpers/khuwaars/whatever you wanna call us. The Losers this Saturday [though we [...]

BWAHAHA

So these winter vacations have been boring blahdeeblahblah BUT they have been UTILIZED well. Ahem. I present to you a white T. And what it eventually looks like after being mutilated by me and my black acrylic paint:
*sniff* TA-DAAAAAAAAAA!! IM SO EFFIN PROUD OF IT *wipes tear*

Yo man, Peace. [coolio style]

Older sisters’s MSN lists = IMMENSE FUN XD

EID CLEANING

I hate having to clean up. HATE. LOATHE. No really it’s like I can get depressed if I have to clean something. And, of course, Eid is a festival that requires *impeccable* cleaning and brings out The Clean Freak in my mum. Only for the “what will people say?” factor. That which I loathe. Other [...]

Happy Holidays MY *beep*

The Day the Holidays Started, I was out on my friend’s terrace. With socks. No sweater. Lying down on the floor. Yes. Next Day, I got a cold. Worst One Yet. Still have it. Infact.. *blows nose*
Yesterday, the facebook people kicked me off of facebook. Because of some network problem. So I made a new [...]

INDEED

I have a runny nose.My neck aches.My throat aches.My head feels heavy.I wanna sleeeeeeeeeeeeep.I crave for more coffee.I wanna go OUTEE [okay that was totally irrelevant..]
I have a fudging cold.

FUDGING HELL I HAVE BEEN SNEEZING. EVER SINCE I GOT BACK FROM NOORI’S HOUSE WHERE WE WENT ONTO HER TERRACE [me without a sweater] AND THIS WAS ONLY A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO. NOT GOOD NOT GOOD. THIS MEANS NAZLAH. I DONT WANT NAZLAH. I DONT GET NAZLAH. I DONT. HAVENT, FOR A LONG LONG [...]

ADP

First time I heard of this band I thought “wierd name”. Aunty Disco Project. Imagine Old fat Khatri Aunties Disco-ing as part of an experiment..
… O_O Okay, forget that. FORGET FORGET FORGET. POOF. NO FOUL IMAGES. trust me, I’LL be the one getting nightmares..
So, anyhow, I didn’t like the name. Didn’t like the band. Yet [...]

I have a post waiting to be blogged right now. But I’m hibernating as of now. Officially. Post when I come out. SEE YA.

ON THE STAGE – 12th Dec 07

So today was our first [of the four] performance of our school Chrismas play. It was FUN. It KICKED ASS. JACK ass.
I also witnessed a miracle.. in the form of my friend’s mama..
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Me: *getting dead bored sitting in first perios math DESPERATELY wanting to go to the Great Hall and prepare for the play hoping [...]

THE WISDOM…

Setting: today, in school, 5th Period Islamiat with The S.
Topic of Discussion: Divorce [yes, oooooooooooh]
Scene: The S. gets utterly fed up of us wanting to know every teeny weeny little detail of divorce/khula, and wanting to know WHY it is so. The S. feels all this discussing [which has, by now, moved on to women's [...]

OMG YOU KNOW WHAT MY ART TEACHER FELL IN LOVE WITH MY DARAKHT WALI DRAWING SO FRIKKIN MUCH THAT SHE TOOK IT TO SHOW HER A LEVEL STUDENTS. A LEVEL!!!!! OMG OMG OMG *FLOATS*
I know, Im pathetic :)

DEAR MICHAEL

As you may already know, or not know, my dear friend is madly [understatement of the year] in love with you. She’s smitten by your charms [which I have yet to see], dazzled by your looks [also yet to see], fascinated by your stubble, and has now enetered my list of “Hopeless Cases” She also [...]