GEOGRAPHY = DIMAGH KHARAB

I susprisingly passed in all the papers we got back on monday [no theres no bimbo party]. Sadly, math wasn’t one of them. It gives me a sense of inner security to know I got a good result in math. I take PRIDE in my joy. Khair.
One of these papers was Geography, Pakistan Geography. We [...]

ROCKSTAR: LOAD SHEDDING

[There you have it. The much awaited (haha) play I wrote for the Farewell. Based on the TV series Rockstar: InXs/Supernova/whatever. The audience laughed, which was good enough. Be nice. Im no playwriter]
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ROCKSTAR: LOAD SHEDDING
[Enter Brook Birke. Dave Navarro etc already seated]
Judge’s panel: [ shouting, cheering, clapping] BB zindabad! Ham sab ki BB! BB’s the [...]

LACK OF A SIGNATURE

grades 9, 10 and 11 are the O level years where there’s a lot of paperwork involved. you have to sign stuff, send in your work to cambridge, approve of personal details for the id cards, which again requires signatures, etc etc. in grade 9, we had stupid eDCC forms. Computer assignments to be assessed [...]

Protected: FEELING THE WRATH

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Protected: BEFORE THE LAST MOCK EXAM

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ITS CALLED A FUCKING JOYRIDE

We went to Area 51 after out last mock [The food SUCKS. The sheesha sucks MORE. the cake alaska SUCKS. In short, the place SUCKS] and, well, 8 people in one car, and all of us not exactly the stick figures which would have made stuffing easier, led to the following results..

At [...]

THE NUMBER OF ALARMS I MUST KEEP WHEN I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 5:00 TO STUDY

4:40 – GET READY TO WAKE UP
4:45 – WAKE UP
4:50 – WAKE UP
4:55 – WAKE UP
5:00 – should have woken up.

FAREWELL

We, the Tenth Graders threw our seniors, The Eleventh Graders, a farewell party last Saturday. Our theme was “Rockstar” I had to literally battle with people to drop their idea or “Arabian Nights” I would’ve puked over/boycotted/not paid a dime for/ransacked/never worked for the farewell if it was that. just to coontemplate wearing a jasmine-style [...]