Dirty beaches make me sad. And those camels and horses at the Clifton beach look as if they’ll collapse any minute.
Nevertheless. Beaches are awesome.

COUSINS GALORE..

Cousins are over again, the little ones, along with their mums, and the house is a madplace and shit exhausting.
I feel like talking about my cousins. boo. We are 25 cousins from my mum’s side,  including the four of me and my siblings, ages ranging fromaround 4 (my sister) to 20. Half are married, some committed, and the [...]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE..

So I’ve decided not to be a stubborn idiot and waste the whole day playing Call of Duty on my birthday [I can always do it at night] Instead, I shall use this oppurtunity for my own betterment. Let’s face it, it’s the one day I can get away with murder becasue of the whole “ohh its [...]

PAINTING SCHEDULE

Saturday (WASTED) – Sunday — Portrait for Amna
Monday – Tuesday — Guitar for Laila
Wednesday – Thursday — Ali for Mami
Weekend — Nida Baji
Monday — Mina
BADGES FOR SHEEMA AND RIDA IN BETWEEN
I wish to finish anything I owe anyone by they end of this month and officially start commissions next month. yippee :))

THE CITIZEN’S FOUNDATION

Yesterday was my first day of the summer volunteering program. Second Day of training, but I missed the first because of tuitions [which ultimately resulted in no fancy name tag for me :( ]
First off, the Titles. Where Noorulainkamranmadoodkhan goes, people get titles. So here’s the various people who were.. ahem knighted by her:
Mr Fascinated. [...]

MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD SISTER’S IDEA OF CELEBRATING BENAZIR BHUTTO’S BIRTHDAY

Her: aaj benazir bhutto ki birthday hai..
Me: hmm..
Her: hum uske paas jaain?
Me: *looks up wide-eyed* …
her: jaa sakte hain.. *resumes admiring herself in the mirror*
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SOLDIER SYMPATHY?

So apparently, it’s very humourous to watch me play Call of Duty. You know when you’re really into the game, you move around with the guy, pass comments, think out loud, etc etc. Here’s what my dad thinks:
“When fiza’s playing, you should look at her.. Forget the game, just watch her..”
how nice =P

DISILLUSIONED..

Okay so apparently, pink is, in fact, in. I saw yet another guy wearing the SAME frikkin shirt outisde my tuitions. Sad I tell you. Here’s the shirt, donned by the Gay Guy at the Cinema. Yes I like taking pictures of random people and then posting them on my blog:

Okay I may be no [...]

I bet you can’t do little air dances with your fingers on Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand.

HEADBANG..

.. you know? The one against the wall.. when you’re frustrated/confused/idiotic/lame/stupi/you get the point?
.. Excuses. So my cousin has been interning at some place where Sidra Iqbal, the “Kiva chick” as she refers to her, also works. And I’m guessing she asked her to bring forth a couple of Teengagers to star in more Kiva [...]

I GUESS THAT’S SEVEN YEARS OF COLOURFUL BAD LUCK

I made this piece of sand art about a couple of years back at this walk-athon mela. It broke today. Oh well.
Everyone knows the soul-breaking-seven-years-bad-luck-superstition related to glass/mirror breaking. But here’s yet another one I heard a while back when I broke the glass top of a table [it's a curse I tell you]. Ahem.
my aunt: shukkar [...]

I GOT THE FIRST SQUEEZE OF THE NEW TOOTHPASTE XD

AMUSING AUNTIES

Okay so this incident happened a considerable period of time ago, but as I just remembered it and feel it is amusing enough to deserve a blog post all of its own, here it is.
So the scene is set for a happy lunch at my Uncle’s [mum's brother] house, the food’s been laid, and we all [...]

GENDER ISSUES (verdict)

okay so the other girl DOES THINK I’M A STRAIGHT GIRL AND NOT A GUY HITTING ON HER YESS YESS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THE SECRET

I’m sure everyone has known/envied at least one bloody genius, who it seems as though was born with the brains. from deriving formulae to beat everyone in ludo at the age of five to being thrown out of A level math classes because you deliberately ask “university level questions to insult the teacher in front [...]