THE SECRET

I’m sure everyone has known/envied at least one bloody genius, who it seems as though was born with the brains. from deriving formulae to beat everyone in ludo at the age of five to being thrown out of A level math classes because you deliberately ask “university level questions to insult the teacher in front of the whole class” , and still get a distinction in the subject by the way, there’s so many of such child prodigies around us its hard to keep track. So have you ever wondered what it is that makes such people that way? Exactly what element in their DNA causes their brains to function like a frikkin storage facility/search engine/calculator/SCIENTIFIC calculator at that? What enables them to study a day before/the morning of the exam and still manage to sweep up straight A’s? Well, I believe I may have found the answer. If not, I may be terribly close to finding one.

Let me illustrate with the example of a math genius, I mean BLOODY MATH GENIUS, whome we shall refer to as X. Anyway, this freaky guy may look normal/human-like upon meeting, but I assure you. He is nothing close to it. Now I may not know this thing pesonally myself, but believe me, I have Heard a lot about him. And from reliable sources too. He is the afore mentioned A level student who makes his math teachers shame faced and at a loss for words. He started A levels at the age of 16, and was suggested by his school principle to finish A1 and A2 in that same year. He chose not too. Instead he was banned from attending math classes. he hits the canteen during this period and pigs out.

So anyway, this guy, when he was about 5, had an especially traumatic experience. He “shoved his right hand’s index finger into one of the spaces of the luggage belt at the airport. It was really bad. And now his finger’s all deformed from the top. His nail’s funny.” I quote this from that very reliable source. But here’s the punchline:

“He became a genius after the accident”

… See what I’m getting at? Maybe something happens to these previously normal people an incident which triggers a chromosome or something in them which enables them to become freaky grniuses. Is there any other explaination or physical evidence? It may not be a very clever theory, but it makes sense.. What we need to do, is a little research. We must find out the historical background of such peoples and see if there’s something suspicious. Maybe the injuries, I mean err.. blessings have a similar pattern. Scan their bodies for scars. See what you find. And report back to this blog. We must find the roots, hunt down the Origin of said freaky math geniuses.. May the Force be with you all. -_-

~ by arataster on June 13, 2008.