THIS WEEK:

gowning ceremony
two art assignments due
three tests
pots to be painted for principle of school whoseemstobetakingunfairadvantageoftheonlyartstudentinthestudentscouncil

point of this post: shall resume blogging once aforementioned obstacles have been dealt with \m// wazzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

STUFF YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO HAPPEN TO YOU OR YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF AS IT WILL LIMIT YOUR MOVEMENTS/RENDER YOU HANDICAPPED [literally and otherwise]

[to avoid causing offence I shall skip the obvious] getting old and cranky and incapable of moving a limb without fresh spasms of pain everytime you even so much as twitch,
being born with the sole purpose of being a blood donor for an older sibling with leukemia,
accidentally pinching your fingertips shut when they have samad bond [...]

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MINE AND WHOSE KINGDOM

Yesterday, we had double math. After double math, we had break. So ten minutes before break, my math teacher stops the lesson. “I’ll end here” she says. Which is weird. Because if it were upto her, she’d take double double math, Then take us during break. then make us stay after school. Basically, dismissing us [...]

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Apparently, I’m like magoes in the summer.

THE ECO ROOM

Difference between a merger and a take over:
 Merger is when two or more firms combine to form one big organisation by exchanging their current shares for shares in the larger company. Willingly.
 Take over is when a firm buys all or at least 50% of the shares in other firm, thereby taking complete control of that firm. [...]

BATTLEFIELD: GRAMMAR vs. LYCEUM [dad vs. mum]

House is currently torn apart between Grammar and Lyceum. mum wants sister to go to Lyceum. dad wants sister to go to Grammar. Normally, none of them should know anything about either school. But mum has a friend whose daughter’s in Lyceum. dad has a friend who keeps praising grammar.
Mum’s reasons for preferring lyceum: Aforementioned [...]

AIESEC.. SHUAL?

Apparently, when you’re HIV Positive, the rest of your short life is called “Positive Living”
Ironical, no?
This and much more was learnt today at a lecture on *gasp* HIV Aids by a *gasp* guy. Frankly, it was surprising that our prudish school would allow such a lecture to be conducted which talked about safe sex and [...]

Want to make a portrait of osama bin laden for the imaginative “hidden” but not sure my art teacher will be too enthusiastic.
Am back with more inspiration. Ready to get pumpin’ and kickin’ and flippin’ and divin’ and [insert black-man-happy-word of your choice]. Shall hit the drawing board HARD this time. yes, have gotten over [...]

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HALLELUJAH

Pakistan Studies                                A(a) 95%
Islamiat                                             A(a) 95%

yes fellas, both A’s, both on 95. which is highly diplomatic, I tell you. See, above 95 determines you got a high A, below 95 is a low A. I get SMACK on, ninety-bloody-five. Midway. What is that then? It’s in limbo. My A’s are stuck in limbo, yes. Can’t [...]

For the past week I have continuously been having stomach problems; diarrhoea, vomiting, stomacheaches, inigestion on and off, on and off. It gets alright, I eat something, and bang it’s back on. Sucks I tell you.
It all started last Saturday. aunt’s place,  didn’t spend a minute not munching on something or the other. Chocolates, cheese, [...]

TO THE KITCHEN AND BACK..

.. is all it takes to loose your throne.
When we moved out of our joint-family-quarters, we regretted only two things we couldn’t take along with us; the big screen tv, and the Rocking chair. The Oh-So-Wonderful Rocking Chair you could sit in for hours at a stretch and never want to get up. The Rocking [...]