BRAIN TURNED TO POOP II

A different shade of poop, so to speak. I never thought there’d come a day when Ill say I’m sick of researching HItler.
But. I’m sick of researching HItler.
IGCSE World History in-depth topic – German Involvement in the Spanish Civil War. Which is basically just “Hitler harvested the unsettling conditions of Spain to his purpose by [...]

GODSPEAKS

GOD IS DEAD – NIETZSCHE SAYS.
NIETZSCHE IS DEAD – GOD SAYS.

Protected: KODAK MOMENT

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COUNTDOWN BEGINS: SIX MONTHS

Already want to get out. Bleh. Too much going on. Art is crappy. Lots to do. Don’t have time.
SIX MONTHS.

MUCH AWAITED/WHY ANNUAL?

Happy Global Handwashing Day People! Hope you finally got around to getting that dirt off the grimy fingers. Also, Safeguard’s khitaab to the nation was pretty.. inspiring, if I may say so. If you didn’t hear it, well then go google it or summat because that. Is something EVERYONE should listen to. And what nation [...]

my little happiness comes from screwing with things.

NOOOOOOOO MY DAD GOT FAUJI’S CHOCOLATE POPS WHEN I TOLD HIM TO GET KELLOGS COCOA POPS WTF IVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT BESIDES GAUJI SUUUUUUUUCKS. DAAAAAAAAAAMN.

OLYMPICS ARE STUPID

Shortput, Dicus and Javeline. three of the most pointless ”sports” I’ve ever tried out in my life and, you guessed it, sucked at. First time I did shortput, it rolled over and almost hit my head. HIraWasif went and threw it 12 feet like a fucking tennis bll. No wait, make that ping pong ball. Discus, [...]

REGRETS..

Apparently I am a very crappy sister. Apparently, I have not taught my brother squat in the 10 years he has lived. What he almost did was enough to make me disown him, maybe dump him off in one of those Eidhi ke Jhulay. Since, you know, rather that than the Karachi Railway Lines…
yes so [...]

HOTSPOT KAY BHIKARI

TOOLS WE MIGHT AS WELL BE USING; A STRIKING RESEMBLENCE TO OUR REAL LABOUR.

Today my art teacher showed up halfway into the double period, not brandishing the expected tools we were supposed to paint. Instead, she sent us down to help her driver retrieve them from her car. We merrily jump down the stares. I want to get the hammer. We’re expecting screw drivers, a spanner, that leather [...]

THE ECO ROOM

Miss F(out of the blue): although, I’ll have to say, I hate that Limopani..
Jenn: no miss its good.
Miss F: no.. it’s just sour.. its not sweet.
Jenn: you can add sugar
Miss F: No way! I run away from any more sugar. why should I add more sugar?
Me: miss Tang’s the best.
Miss F: no it’s still sour..
Me: [...]

I DO NOT WISH TO BE A GIRL

Because girls, they pms every month. And when they pms, it hurts. Or if you pms like me, it hurts so fucking bad you spend days in agony writhing on the floor while your sister sits staring finding it all highly amusing. ANd you know what sucks even more than that? No Nuberol Forte in [...]

OMENS ON EID

I had an amazing chand raat. I sat down and watched The Office till the dvd kept ejecting out of its drive of its own accord. Supernatural forces, maybe a way of God telling me I should be doing something more.. spiritual? on EId? Well i was wasn’t I. Feeding my bored soul with a [...]