THE FOURTH LAW OF MOTION/GRAVITY

Hypothesis: It is physically possible for an induvidual to get Shit on the Ceiling in such a way so as to replicate the Shit Scene in “Dady Day Care“
Scientists: Dr. Wal Wal (PhD. in Aerodynamical Shit), Dr. Waj (PhD. in Nuances of Shit [currently studying Obstinate Shit, a phenomenon more commonly known as "constipation" ] [...]

I.S.E.O. (READ: Inter School Embarassment Overview)

Sunday was Our day, along with the chess/debate/elocution participants. They called us at 9 am. Judging was to begin at 12 pm. All through the event, the only real occasion we were needed on the venue was to set up our paintings and leave. But we stuck around nonetheless, to watch the debate. Which was [...]

UPDATES: DONT FEEL LIKE BLOGGING MUCH THESE DAYS

I attempted a funny essay on the last composition test; funny as in I’d normally write a story  along the lines of  suicide bombers/fantastical communist leaders/you get the point;
“If you could posess three qualities, what would they be”
Didin’t feel like writing the typical saintly “a good human being” shit, so I took on a superhuman take [...]

PULL THAT TRIGGER

Most kinds annoy me. All whiney cry babies who won’t let go of their mamas annoy me. Spoilt kids also annoy me. Put both these shit annoying factors in one, and you get the perfect mix of a screechy-as-hell device that makes you want to pull out your hair, i.e. my little sister.
This morning my [...]