This is one of the craziest most creepiest stories I’ve heard in a while.
Pregnant woman gets chased by a bear and then hit by a car when runs onto a road trying to escape.
What, the fuck. Talk about bad luck. But both she and the baby are fine, fortunately. What I would like like to [...]

Excessive Rhetoric?

Now here’s when I start to agree with Nietzsche when he says,
That everyone is allowed to learn to read will in the long run ruin not only writing but thinking, too.
Wise words, you realise when expressions and grammar start turning into TRENDS. And I’m not just talking of the classic like, OMG!!?!!??s and the very [...]

There’s Gotta be more Disgusting Things Than Sitting In Front of Your Monitor Holding a CHEWED CHEWING GUM In Your Hand.

So here am I blogging away when mid-post, my mom enters with this plate of totally yummy looking sandwiches so I go Boy-oh-Boyand spit the gum I am chewing onto the side of the plate, mind you,  nowhere CLOSE to touching them sandwiches, and begin munching on the triangular goodies.
Next thing I know and the [...]

Meet The Hira.

We got our Urdu mock’s results, and we’re sitting together in class, reading out each others’ muqalmas (Dialogue: we had to write one between self and self’s mother, discussing a potential summer program for “ghardari” i.e. learning the art of cooking and cleaning, as our existence begins and ends at being prospective brides in the [...]

The Virtual Lie

Not a lot of people I know read my blog [not a lot of people read my blog period], and I actually prefer it that way. The other day this friend came over, and the following conversation ensues:
[her] “your room has.. changed”
“oh yeah we got bored with the arrangement so we changed it.. know what [...]

Bray Again.

My mother comes up to me bearing two movies from the whole list of about 6-8 I gave her to get before she left for someplace. I enquire about the rest.
“Unke covers dekhey thay? Uthatay huay hi sharam aa rahi thi. Yeh phir bhi thori sahi lageen toh mein nay le leen.. yeh socha karo [...]

Cause I’m Mr. Brightside

Boing.

The red on this blog is pissing me off. It is too intense, too enticing as I have learnt from a recent colour code I read.  think that’s why it’s the colour of communism.. provocative.. hmmm. Anyho. It’s time for CHANGE. I need something more jaded, more mundane to complement the dry humour on this blog. [...]

APPLICATION MANIA

The Lyceum School has been formulating funny application programs, which require prospective students to apply by the end of april, i.e. NOW i.e BEFORE “O” Levels so that added to the regular tension level is this new atmoshpere of excitement/depression which in any case does not help the nerves. Like you can even study a [...]

YO hoodi

Good Evening.. Infidel.
I’ve become so cool for my blog, I should just ditch it.
But I won’t. I’m like the addict who caves in at rehab. I CAN NEVER BE REHABILITATED INTO THE WORLD OF REALITY WHICH LACKS THE PLATFORM OF VIRTUAL MAILANESS WHICH I DEVOUR SO.
So the other day I’m riding back home in my [...]