Procrastination (UPDATE)

Okay so reading a few synopsis things online (all translations seem to be in book form and only available when PURCHASED dammit) I have gathered thus much:
Escamillo (hat guy) and Don Jose (guy who needs serious grooming) are good chums [as demonstrated by the very friendly gesture of offering a light, and smiling while doing [...]

Procrastination.

I’m watching the Escamillo duet from Georges Bizet’s “Carmen”. It’s.. quite interesting. I never thought I’d actually appreciate the genre, but this makes me want to know what the fuck is going on:

The worst part is, I can’t bloody tell if they’re professing love for one another or on the verge [...]

If the Angel of Death comes to me, now I will beg to be taken before the art exam.
-_-

My Brother’s First..

..MSN chat. yes I would’ve hoped for more too, but alas..
We forbade him from an account until now, to prevent him from adopting a potential FRANDSHIPPER persona (quite possible, given certain.. circumstances). But anyway now his FRIENDS have gotten hotmail accounts now hence somusthe, and since my own hotmail had some Godforsaken technical error and [...]

Those Sly Capitalists..

My Nestle juice pack says “Consume within four days”
Although I hail that as a pretty effective marketing technique (refresh your juice supply every four days why don’t you), It’s also a very cunning way of promoting Consumerism. Fucking hell, I’ve drawn that pack out for a week(s?) and believe me no change in anything whatsoever. [...]

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Umeed e Sahar

Oh my God. Video is impractical and very cheesily made, but still evocative;

I Write Inspirational Poetry

Although it would just be easier to give up without a fight,
I’m sleeping with the Urdu-English Dictionary tonight.
It’s the Eve of the Urdu ‘O’.

My speakers are whack. I have to consent with listening to The Killers on one speaker, which transmits the vocals and the drums, but not the guitars. It’s.. quite interesting.

The O’s have Begun.

Imagine a guy with normal guy-hair – the short-long-ish that isn’t short enough to be called prickly yet not long enough to gel it up (I’m thinking in guy terms here okay).
Then imagine this guy takes a razor, because he lost some dare yadi yada or so I was told, and decides to shave off [...]

-_-

If the Angel of Death comes to me right now, and attempts to take me away, I swear to God I’m gonna bargain my way through until after the wretched History Paper I.

Uh okay so it seems there is, in fact, another man I will be declaring passionate undyling love for on a public forum.
That’s Michael Gracey, the mastermind behind the T-Mobile Dance.
Here’s why:

I Have Clearly Been Studying..

Desire to blog increases as exams approach.
I.E. Desire to blog (D) is inversely proportional to the amount of time left before exams (T).
D ∝ 1/T
D =  k/T
Before I start formulating math sums out of that, I shall move on to a very well cracked math-joke made by a fellow student. Commenting on the possibility of [...]

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I Swear I’m Not on Drugs

The HANDS. Have GOT to stop shaking. I can’t bloody give my O levels like this. There I am sitting happily studying why stupid Brezhnev was so shit scared of Solidarity and they RANDOMLY start vibrating like they’ve just undergone electrocunvulsive therapy or something. reason? Unknown. Actually it’s not much of a concern because I [...]